Alternate Band Names

As suggested by our mate Dave Drayton:

25/6/13

Harry (My) Shearerarararona

Hank Azarea 7

Lisa And The Hardly Yeardly Smiths

Julie Kavnerf Herder

Nancy Cartwright About Now & The Funk Soul Brothers

Dan Castellanothingbutneta

The French Atlantic Paddington Bear Affair

Spider-Man: The Dragon’s Challengine

Somerset Your Goals

13/6/13

Dustin Hasselhoffman

4/4/13

Richard Dean Mumford And, Er, Sons?

Richard Dean Mumford Andersons

27/2/13

Up, Up, Josh Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Nick Leviosaaaaaaaaaaaa & The Wingardiums

Dean Cromags

Tom Houlahands Like Houses

Tera Melost In Translation

10/2/13

Frank Fairfield Of Dreams

Fleetwood Maximum Security

18/1/13

Rosario Dawson’s Creek

4/1/13

Nearly Headless Nick Cave

Nagini In A Bottle

Mrs Chuck Norris

Newton Fawkesner

Arogogol Bordello

Dolores Jane Umbridge Down Town, Is Where I Drew Some Blood

Severus Snapcase

Garrik Olivander Sykes

Alastor “Mad-Eye-Blind” Moody

Cult Of Luna Lovegood

Neville Long Way To The Top

Gilderoy Lockhardy Boys

Bellatrix Lestrange Bedfellows Starring Paul Hulk Hogan

Igor KakarOFF!

Viktor Krumm

Hufflepuff The Magic Dragon

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dum Dum Girls

Lord Voldemorty Seinfeld

Bartemus ‘Barty’ Crouching 80s Hidden Acronym Sr

Sirius Black Sabbath

Minerva McGurrumul

Draco Malcolm Turnbull

Ron Weezer

The J.K. Rolling Stones

The Chamber Of Ryan Seacrest

The Prisoner Of Azkantonio Banderas

The Deathly HALO 4

The Half-Blood Prince Harry Of Wales

The Order Of Joaquin Phoenix

The GOBlet Of Fire

Dr Philosopher’s stone

3/1/13

Alyssa Milano Country For Old Men

Melissa Joan Hart Act To Follow

David Duchovny Play 5

Audrey Hepburn After Reading

Dustin Hoffman On Fire

21/12/12

Fred Savage Garden

20/12/12

Jude Law & Order

18/12/12

James Van The Beach

16/12/12

The Puppy Formerly Known As Prince William

9/12/12

Daniel Radcliffe Richards

Barrack Obam Margera

Sir Ian McKall Me Maybe It’s Maybeline

Sherlock Home Alone 2

Christina Aplebottom Jeans And Boots With Tha Fur (With That Fur)

Winona Riding In Cars With Boys

will.i.am Legend

Batman And Robin Williams

Lord Of The Ringo Starr

What You Talkin’ ‘Bout Bruce Willis?

22/11/12

Lana Del Rey Liotta

Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers

The Last SamuRyan Gosling

Black Tony Hawk Down

Saving Private Ryan Reynolds

Lionel Richie Rich

Stealing John Candy From Babies

Charles Bronson From ‘Round The Twist

Bono’Petite

Justin Timberlake Placid

Daniel Craigslist

Whitney Houston We Have A Problem

Catherine Zeta Jonestown Massacre

Johhny Depp Impact